Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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