i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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