Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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