We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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