I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You're a waste of cheezeits
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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