Soap is not a condiment
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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