We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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