That's when you crack a 10am beer
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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