Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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