? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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