You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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