i think my mom watched the whole time
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
