how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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