bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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