do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He shit in the fireplace
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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