I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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