He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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