we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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