Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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