my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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