Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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