If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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