Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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