just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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