So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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