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I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.

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(310): View more from California

so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist

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(616): View more from Michigan

I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants

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(404): View more from Georgia

Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?

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