do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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