sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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