I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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