rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I have grass duct taped all over my body
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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