Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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