i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
We were destined to go to rehab together
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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