Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize