Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
