she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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