no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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