No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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