i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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