I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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