Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I came so hard my ears popped.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Randomize
