Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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