she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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