Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
pray to the hookup gods
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