six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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