Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
