Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
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