Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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