We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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