? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
i need some magic done to my vagina
Randomize