His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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