No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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