And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
So apparently I’m into choking now
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