omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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