Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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