I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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