so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I fill condoms, not promises.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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