Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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