so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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